New year resolutions

This is my funny year resolutions list, it talks about my life and my incorrect habits:

1.-I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven't cleaned it more than once in the last year.
2.-I promise to be nice to my dog. I won't starve him to death more than 10 times.... in a month.
3.-Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or girl.
4.-Eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts.
5.-Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

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